I cut myself shaving in the shower four times today, an unprecedented event prior to my new years eve scrub down. I didn't break anything at work and made funny small-talk with coworkers. My wall is covered in post-it notes I plan on ripping down in a cathartic fit in a few hours. Christmas made me fat. Must remember to pack yoga clothes for post-waitressing sweat fest. Should also bring towel, which I will forget.